1 00:00:48,435 --> 00:00:51,211 Everybody's been talking about how great the summer is. 2 00:00:51,271 --> 00:00:54,343 I don't think it's so great-- In fact, I hate the summer. 3 00:00:54,407 --> 00:00:56,353 It threatens me. 4 00:00:56,409 --> 00:00:58,946 Michelle, why do you feel the summer threatens you? 5 00:00:59,012 --> 00:01:01,014 For one thing, it's hot. 6 00:01:01,081 --> 00:01:05,393 All my friends are at the beach, and, well, you know I have a body hang-up. 7 00:01:06,753 --> 00:01:09,757 The reason I hate summer is you can't wear a bikini. 8 00:01:09,823 --> 00:01:11,825 Michelle, bikinis aren't for everybody. 9 00:01:11,892 --> 00:01:14,168 I've seen bathing suits that are stylish... 10 00:01:14,227 --> 00:01:16,969 and they don't reveal that much of your body. 11 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:18,976 I have one of those-- 12 00:01:19,032 --> 00:01:20,978 but it leaves a very strange tan line... 13 00:01:21,034 --> 00:01:24,880 around my neck and my ankles. 14 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:29,186 Mr. Peterson, we've heard from everyone else. 15 00:01:29,242 --> 00:01:31,188 How do you feel about the summer? 16 00:01:31,244 --> 00:01:33,520 - I'm terrified of it. - That's stupid. 17 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,685 Sure. I knew you were gonna say it was stupid. 18 00:01:35,749 --> 00:01:37,695 That's why I didn't mention it. 19 00:01:37,751 --> 00:01:40,061 You think everything I say is stupid. 20 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,066 Yeah, well, that's just stupid. 21 00:01:42,122 --> 00:01:46,036 Wait a minute, Mr. Gianeiii. Mr. Peterson is expressing his feelings. 22 00:01:46,092 --> 00:01:48,333 I don't think we should cut him off like that. 23 00:01:48,395 --> 00:01:51,638 I agree with Dr. Hartley. I don't thinkyou should call him stupid. 24 00:01:51,698 --> 00:01:55,646 I want to hear what Mr. Peterson has to say. Go ahead, dear. 25 00:01:55,702 --> 00:01:59,377 My vacation's coming up, and I'm going out of town on a trip... 26 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:01,715 and-and I'm terrified of it. 27 00:02:01,775 --> 00:02:04,984 [Laughing] 28 00:02:05,045 --> 00:02:07,685 That's perfectly understandable. I mean, that's normal. 29 00:02:07,747 --> 00:02:09,988 You're going away from your home. 30 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:13,497 You're uprooting yourself. You're going into a different environment. 31 00:02:13,553 --> 00:02:16,830 But it is a vacation, and you should, uh, you should enjoy it. 32 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:19,200 Wh-Where are you going on your vacation? 33 00:02:19,259 --> 00:02:23,002 Down the Colorado River in a raft. 34 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:27,343 That is-- That is terrifying, but-- 35 00:02:29,202 --> 00:02:32,513 I mean, there'll be other people along with you. You'll have an experienced guide. 36 00:02:32,572 --> 00:02:36,145 - I'm going alone. - Why? 37 00:02:36,209 --> 00:02:38,189 Because I've never done anything like that in my life... 38 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,191 and I want to prove to myself that I'm a man. 39 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,352 Hey, that's great, Peterson. 40 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:45,657 I think it's stupid. 41 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:52,237 We, uh, we only have a few more minutes left... 42 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:54,238 sol thought we might try something new... 43 00:02:54,294 --> 00:02:56,399 something we've never done as a group before. 44 00:02:56,463 --> 00:02:58,841 I'm not taking my clothes off. 45 00:02:58,899 --> 00:03:00,879 No, I didn't mean that. 46 00:03:00,934 --> 00:03:02,880 This sounds very simple on the surface... 47 00:03:02,936 --> 00:03:05,542 but actually, it's quite difficult. 48 00:03:05,605 --> 00:03:09,143 I want everyone tojust... be quiet. 49 00:03:09,209 --> 00:03:11,519 Do you have a headache? 50 00:03:11,578 --> 00:03:14,787 No, no. I want to find out if it's possible... 51 00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:17,590 to express our feelings with total silence. 52 00:03:17,651 --> 00:03:21,758 You see, very often we talk to conceal our true feelings. 53 00:03:21,821 --> 00:03:24,324 I want to find out if we can communicate with one another... 54 00:03:24,391 --> 00:03:26,371 without actually saying anything. 55 00:03:26,426 --> 00:03:29,339 All right, let's, uh, let's all be quiet together. 56 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:36,774 When do we start? 57 00:03:38,405 --> 00:03:40,612 Begin... now. 58 00:03:47,447 --> 00:03:49,620 Who's gonna stop us when it's over? 59 00:03:50,951 --> 00:03:52,897 We'll know. We'll know. 60 00:03:55,088 --> 00:03:57,432 All right. let's begin again. 61 00:04:22,849 --> 00:04:24,795 Wow! Did you feel that? 62 00:04:24,851 --> 00:04:26,762 I felt it. I felt it. 63 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:29,664 That was really good. I felt so powerful there. 64 00:04:29,723 --> 00:04:31,964 Dr. Hartley, you are wonderful-- 65 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:34,005 - just wonderful - Well, thank you very much. 66 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:36,506 And I'm very glad for all of you, and I-- 67 00:04:36,563 --> 00:04:38,668 lhave wonderful feelings about-- 68 00:04:38,732 --> 00:04:40,973 about what's happened here tonight. 69 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:43,742 But I'm afraid our-- our time is up. 70 00:04:43,803 --> 00:04:48,445 - Thanks, Doc. Terrific idea. - That was really good, huh? 71 00:04:54,247 --> 00:04:56,193 Will the last one out lock up, please? 72 00:04:56,249 --> 00:04:58,195 Yeah, sure. 73 00:04:58,251 --> 00:05:01,357 - You know, Michelle, when you were being quiet-- - Yeah? 74 00:05:01,421 --> 00:05:04,766 I looked at your face, and I just felt like I wanted to hug you. 75 00:05:04,824 --> 00:05:06,963 - Did you really, Elliot? - Yeah. 76 00:05:07,027 --> 00:05:09,769 But, Elliot, did you want to hug me for me... 77 00:05:09,829 --> 00:05:14,471 or just to fulfill some animal need? 78 00:05:14,534 --> 00:05:16,605 You know, I was reading this article in Ms. magazine... 79 00:05:16,669 --> 00:05:19,206 - about how a man takes hold of a woman-- - Michelle? 80 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:21,809 I don't want to anymore. 81 00:05:28,181 --> 00:05:30,991 - Hi, honey. - Hi, dear. 82 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,554 Honey, did you notice what a great night it is out there tonight? 83 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:36,294 Bob, it's been raining all day. It's miserable out there. 84 00:05:36,356 --> 00:05:38,302 I know, but the rain cleared away the air... 85 00:05:38,358 --> 00:05:40,998 and the trees are glistening, and the streets are shining. 86 00:05:41,061 --> 00:05:43,007 [Laughs] Oh. 87 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:45,202 You must have had a great session in group tonight. 88 00:05:45,265 --> 00:05:47,905 As a matter of fact, we had an incredible night with group tonight. 89 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:51,210 Oh, that's great. I've got some chicken warming for you. 90 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:54,741 Honey, I'm too keyed up for chicken. 91 00:05:54,808 --> 00:05:58,551 Oh. I guess you're too keyed up for tuna fish then, huh? 92 00:05:58,611 --> 00:06:02,582 I am, uh-- I'm too keyed up for... forjell-O. 93 00:06:02,649 --> 00:06:04,629 Oh. Well, what happened at group? 94 00:06:04,684 --> 00:06:07,893 Somebody get cured or what? 95 00:06:07,954 --> 00:06:10,594 Honey, it was something-- something special. 96 00:06:10,657 --> 00:06:12,603 The whole group, including myself... 97 00:06:12,659 --> 00:06:15,833 was quiet for, like, 30, 4O seconds. 98 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:17,772 Yeah? Then what happened? 99 00:06:17,831 --> 00:06:20,778 That's it. 100 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:25,579 Oh. Well, that is wonderful, honey. 101 00:06:25,638 --> 00:06:29,882 Listen, do you want to go to Lisbon or Tel Aviv? 102 00:06:29,943 --> 00:06:32,253 Uh, I was hoping to go to bed. 103 00:06:32,312 --> 00:06:35,054 You know what I mean. 104 00:06:35,115 --> 00:06:38,324 Sixty-three days to Europe's most exotic ports. 105 00:06:38,384 --> 00:06:42,161 The trip of a lifetime. The one you'll never forget. 106 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:44,668 Oh, yeah. 107 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:46,726 I almost, uh-- I almost forgot. 108 00:06:48,528 --> 00:06:51,270 Bob, you know, we could go to Lisbon and Tel Aviv... 109 00:06:51,331 --> 00:06:53,402 forjust $25 more-- What do you say? 110 00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:55,412 Uh, Emily... 111 00:06:55,468 --> 00:06:57,641 s-sit down. 112 00:06:58,838 --> 00:07:01,409 Oh... I knew it. 113 00:07:03,009 --> 00:07:06,286 I knew it. You're having second thoughts about our trip... 114 00:07:06,346 --> 00:07:10,294 - area 1:' you? - Not-I\lot second thoughts-- 115 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:13,559 third and fourth and-and fifth thoughts. 116 00:07:15,355 --> 00:07:19,462 I've been having a lot of thoughts about our trip. 117 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:23,474 Bob, last year you gave our vacation a lot of thought... 118 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,476 and we wound up spending four days... 119 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,637 looking for a parking spot for our camper. 120 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,806 Now, Bob, we have been planning this since November. 121 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:32,816 We worked our schedules out around it. 122 00:07:32,872 --> 00:07:34,818 We made reservations. We even put down a deposit. 123 00:07:34,874 --> 00:07:36,820 Now, this is the trip of a lifetime, and if you're gonna... 124 00:07:36,876 --> 00:07:40,585 cancel at this late date, you better have the excuse of the century. 125 00:07:40,647 --> 00:07:46,188 I guess “I just don't feel like it“ won't work, huh? 126 00:07:51,891 --> 00:07:54,337 Honey, it's my work, you know? 127 00:07:54,394 --> 00:07:56,670 I mean, we're making such progress. 128 00:07:56,729 --> 00:07:59,005 I mean, it's really a bad time to leave now... 129 00:07:59,065 --> 00:08:02,444 and it-it's such a long cruise. 130 00:08:02,502 --> 00:08:04,607 You know, 63 days-- 131 00:08:04,671 --> 00:08:09,211 That's almost two months and three days. 132 00:08:11,177 --> 00:08:14,283 I mean, isn't there a shorter cruise to Europe? 133 00:08:14,347 --> 00:08:16,520 There's one that takes 62 days... 134 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,961 but you won't get to meet the Pope. 135 00:08:21,087 --> 00:08:26,400 Bob, are we going, or are we not going? 136 00:08:27,694 --> 00:08:29,970 Okay, uh-- 137 00:08:30,029 --> 00:08:33,567 l-I'm not saying we're not going... 138 00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:38,212 and I'm not saying we're going. 139 00:08:39,472 --> 00:08:42,214 I mean, the chances are that, uh... 140 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:44,312 that we're gonna go... 141 00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:47,153 but, uh... 142 00:08:47,213 --> 00:08:51,320 you-you can never tell. 143 00:08:51,384 --> 00:08:57,096 Is that, uh-- Is that straight enough for you? 144 00:08:57,156 --> 00:09:01,935 You know, I have this picture of myself as the boat is leaving. 145 00:09:01,995 --> 00:09:04,100 I have got one foot on the deck... 146 00:09:04,163 --> 00:09:06,268 and one foot on the dock. 147 00:09:06,332 --> 00:09:09,006 And you are saying to me, “I am not saying I'm going... 148 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:12,106 “and I'm not saying I'm not going. 149 00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:14,344 I'm just saying I'm not saying.“ 150 00:09:16,175 --> 00:09:18,348 Now, do you want dinner or don't you? 151 00:09:19,779 --> 00:09:22,020 I'm, uh, I'm not saying. 152 00:09:29,522 --> 00:09:33,629 Elaine-- Elaine, I know I'm not there. That's because I'm still here. 153 00:09:33,693 --> 00:09:36,139 Look, things have been crazy. I'm leaving now. 154 00:09:36,195 --> 00:09:38,300 I'll be at the restaurant in five minutes. Bye. 155 00:09:38,364 --> 00:09:40,310 [Elevator Bell Dings] 156 00:09:40,366 --> 00:09:44,280 - Hi, Carol. - Emily! What are you doing here? 157 00:09:44,337 --> 00:09:47,477 Bob's car is in the shop. I came to pick him up. Is he almost through? 158 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:49,486 Yeah. Group's almost finished. 159 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:53,319 - Gee, I bet you're really excited about your trip, huh? - Excited isn't the word. 160 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:57,225 Depressed, frustrated, miserable, bugged, teed off. 161 00:09:57,283 --> 00:10:00,162 But I don't want to talk about it. 162 00:10:00,219 --> 00:10:02,859 - Oh, Carol. -just leaving, Bob. 163 00:10:02,922 --> 00:10:05,664 Carol, I need a couple boxes of Kleenex. 164 00:10:05,725 --> 00:10:09,070 - Hi, honey. You're early. - Yeah. There wasn't much traffic. 165 00:10:09,128 --> 00:10:13,008 Guess everybody's home planning theirvacations. 166 00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:19,409 Listen. The group is real peppy tonight. Why don't you come in and observe? 167 00:10:19,472 --> 00:10:22,351 - Oh, yeah. - Here you go, Bob. 168 00:10:22,408 --> 00:10:24,354 - Oh, Carol-- - I'd love to, Bob... 169 00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:26,856 - but I think I hear my elevator coming. Ah! - [ Dings] 170 00:10:26,913 --> 00:10:29,484 Boy, somebody must be having a big breakthrough in there, huh? 171 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,790 No, Mr. Peterson's having a hay fever attack. 172 00:10:33,386 --> 00:10:35,992 Poor man has sneezed 37 times in a row. 173 00:10:36,055 --> 00:10:38,001 - [Sneeze] - Thirty-eight. 174 00:10:39,592 --> 00:10:41,538 - Thank you. - And bless you. 175 00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:45,041 - You all know my wife Emily. - [Group Chattering] 176 00:10:45,098 --> 00:10:47,635 Would any of you mind if Emily observed the group tonight? 177 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,646 - Oh, no. - No. - Thank you. 178 00:10:49,702 --> 00:10:51,648 Where were we? 179 00:10:51,704 --> 00:10:55,709 I was saying that I told my husband, “No. I won't do it. 180 00:10:55,775 --> 00:10:58,813 “I'm a person too. If you want me to darn your socks... 181 00:10:58,878 --> 00:11:00,858 you will have to take them offfirst.“ 182 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:06,158 - That's very good, Mrs. Bakerman. - Thank you. 183 00:11:06,219 --> 00:11:08,790 Dr. Hartley, you gave me the strength to tell him. 184 00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:11,335 Since we have a few minutes left... 185 00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:14,031 why don't we try to be quiet once again? Everyone want to do that? 186 00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:16,039 - Yeah! - Sure. -I loved it. 187 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:25,015 [Sighs] 188 00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:35,692 Somethings bothering you. 189 00:11:35,748 --> 00:11:37,694 I can hear it. 190 00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:40,492 Me? 191 00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:44,763 Oh, no. No, no. Everything's fine. I was...just thinking. 192 00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:46,861 Oh, no. You're troubled. 193 00:11:46,926 --> 00:11:49,270 You can't fool me. I'm an expert. 194 00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:53,075 He's right. I could feel it way over here. 195 00:11:53,132 --> 00:11:55,703 Yeah. Passed right through me. 196 00:11:55,768 --> 00:12:00,342 No, really. There's nothing... 197 00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:03,285 - bothering me. - Emily, is something bothering you? 198 00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:09,286 Bob, I have got a problem, and it's driving me crazy. 199 00:12:09,348 --> 00:12:11,954 Isn't that nice? 200 00:12:14,887 --> 00:12:17,800 I'm sorry, Bob, but I'm really gonna have to talk about it. 201 00:12:17,857 --> 00:12:21,669 That's what we're here for. We're all equal in this room. 202 00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:24,173 Oh, okay. 203 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:27,268 Well, last night, my husband and I-- 204 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,871 Uh, Emily-- 205 00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:34,684 I'm not your husband here. I'm the doctor. 206 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,686 Oh, right. 207 00:12:36,742 --> 00:12:39,814 Well, the doctor and I were in bed last night-- 208 00:12:42,748 --> 00:12:45,388 We-We were talking about this trip we're planning. 209 00:12:45,451 --> 00:12:48,022 And it's a trip of a lifetime... 210 00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:51,193 and he's thinking about canceling it because of his work... 211 00:12:51,257 --> 00:12:53,362 and I am enormously frustrated. 212 00:12:53,426 --> 00:12:55,428 Bob, why don't you want to go away? 213 00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:58,408 If I go on the cruise, where would the group meet? 214 00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:01,468 - How long is this cruise? - Sixty-three days. 215 00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:04,310 Oh! You're gonna see the Pope! 216 00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:11,621 Sixty-three days? That's a long time. 217 00:13:11,677 --> 00:13:15,489 I know it's a long time, but we worked very hard for this vacation... 218 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:18,995 and we deserve it, and we really want it. 219 00:13:19,051 --> 00:13:22,794 - Emily, what do you want? - I want to go. He doesn't. 220 00:13:22,855 --> 00:13:24,857 Why don't you want to go, Dr. Hartley? 221 00:13:24,924 --> 00:13:26,870 What would happen to the group? 222 00:13:26,926 --> 00:13:31,875 We could still meet and talk things out and help each other. 223 00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:35,174 - We'll meet at my house. - What's the matter with my house? 224 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,510 We can take turns and meet at all our houses. 225 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:42,212 My father won't let me have more than three friends over at a time. 226 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,551 We can have refreshments. It'll be fun. 227 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,989 - Yeah. Go ahead, Doc. - Yeah, go. Have a good time. 228 00:13:48,047 --> 00:13:50,027 Let me draw you a map to my house. 229 00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:52,028 You mustn't take the expressway. 230 00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:54,621 It's so much prettier if you drive past Lincoln Park. 231 00:13:54,687 --> 00:13:57,861 Oh, Bob! Isn't that great? 232 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,564 Look. They don't need you at all. 233 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,805 Oh, and Carol, if there are any emergencies in the office... 234 00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:12,213 - this'll be my itinerary. - Oh, right, Bob. 235 00:14:12,271 --> 00:14:15,411 And if we run out of soap in thejohn, I'll cable you in Marrakech. 236 00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:18,853 [Laughs] A little travel humor. 237 00:14:18,911 --> 00:14:22,518 - Ha, ha, ha! - No kidding? 238 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:24,528 - From a shot. - Oh. 239 00:14:24,584 --> 00:14:26,530 I've never had so many shots. 240 00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:30,762 I thought I was through and bent over to pick up my briefcase, and they gave me the last one. 241 00:14:30,823 --> 00:14:34,168 Hey, Bob. Got a little something here for your trip. 242 00:14:34,226 --> 00:14:36,172 Oh, thank you, j erry. 243 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:38,174 That's a complete set of your dental X-rays... 244 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:41,905 so if anything happens, they'll be able to identifyyou. 245 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,914 Very thoughtful, j erry. 246 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,576 - Make the trip a lot more fun. - Good. 247 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,676 Listen, Bob, don't worry about your patients... 248 00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,846 going to see other doctors while you're gone. 249 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:54,084 I mean, you always lose a couple on vacation. But 63 days-- 250 00:14:54,146 --> 00:14:56,148 [ Hoots] 251 00:14:58,017 --> 00:14:59,963 I should have been out of here by now. 252 00:15:00,019 --> 00:15:02,898 - I got things to do at home. I'm never gonna make it. - Let me help. 253 00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:04,957 - Are you sure you're not busy tonight? - No. 254 00:15:05,024 --> 00:15:08,528 I'll just call up my cat and tell her I'll be a little late tonight. 255 00:15:08,594 --> 00:15:10,631 - You want me too, Bob? - Well, sure. 256 00:15:10,696 --> 00:15:12,642 Great. 257 00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,245 Well, good-bye, offi ce. 258 00:15:17,303 --> 00:15:20,443 - Bob, you're coming back. - Keep telling my patients that. 259 00:15:20,506 --> 00:15:23,214 Hey, Bob, listen. In Europe, if you have any doubts about the water... 260 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,221 just brush your teeth with vodka. 261 00:15:25,277 --> 00:15:27,382 - Will that help? - Who cares? 262 00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:43,332 - We're doing it again, Emily. - What is it, hon? 263 00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:46,172 Anytime we go anywhere, even to a come-as-you-are party... 264 00:15:46,232 --> 00:15:48,337 - we over pack. - Bob... 265 00:15:48,401 --> 00:15:52,008 you can't pack for 63 days the way you pack for overnight. 266 00:15:52,071 --> 00:15:54,017 We're bringing ten pairs of shoes. 267 00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:56,679 We're taking a boat to Europe. We're not walking. 268 00:15:56,742 --> 00:15:59,518 Excuse me, everyone. I just want to say one thing. 269 00:15:59,578 --> 00:16:02,457 I'm here to be used. I can answer almost any question. 270 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:05,462 I've been to every country, sojust ask me anything, okay? 271 00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:08,761 Howard, would you please get off my sweater? 272 00:16:11,757 --> 00:16:14,795 Bob, what are you going to do with this Nehru jacket? 273 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,670 I have no idea. Emily? 274 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:19,676 You bought it after it went out of style. 275 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:22,906 I thought it might still be in style in Europe. 276 00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:25,676 I don't think it's still in style in India. 277 00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:27,979 Howard, you could be some help here. 278 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,042 Oh, sure. I've been to India. 279 00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:32,055 Would you get me a can opener from the kitchen? 280 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:34,057 What do you need a can opener for? 281 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:36,559 I just want to take one with me. 282 00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:39,323 You'll never use it. Europe's full of can openers. 283 00:16:39,385 --> 00:16:41,490 It's their leading export. 284 00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:45,400 Honey, I packed your thermal underwear. You're gonna need it in Sweden. 285 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,404 Emily, I've seen lots of Swedish movies. 286 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,804 Nobody was ever wearing thermal underwear. 287 00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:54,844 - Here's your can opener. - Oh, thank you. 288 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,244 - And here's something you're really gonna need in Europe. - What? 289 00:16:57,303 --> 00:17:00,147 Ketchup. 290 00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:04,381 Howard, put it back. 291 00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:06,480 Really? Then can I borrow it? I'm all out. 292 00:17:08,147 --> 00:17:09,490 Take it, Howard. 293 00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:11,858 Oh, Carol, I can't wait to go shopping in Europe. 294 00:17:13,419 --> 00:17:15,865 Oh, shopping. That's something else I gotta think about. 295 00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:17,923 I gotta worry about the different exchange rates. 296 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,197 I've already taken care of that. 297 00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:23,365 I made up a list of the different rates of exchange wherever you go. 298 00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:26,876 Thank you, Howard. That's very thoughtful. This'll come in handy. 299 00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:30,880 Remember, when you're in Turkey, never tip more than two dirhams. 300 00:17:30,936 --> 00:17:33,610 Even if they pull a knife on you. just two dirhams. 301 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,686 Howard, if they pull a knife on me... 302 00:17:36,742 --> 00:17:38,847 I'm gonna give them everything I got. 303 00:17:38,911 --> 00:17:42,518 Okay, but you'll ruin theirwhole economy. 304 00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:46,358 - [ Phone Rings] - [Emily] Carol, would you get that? 305 00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:48,989 Oh, sure. Hello? 306 00:17:49,054 --> 00:17:51,534 Oh,just a minute. Bob, Mrs. Bakerman. 307 00:17:53,025 --> 00:17:56,666 Great. We haven't even left yet, and the crises are starting. 308 00:17:56,729 --> 00:17:58,640 Emily, be prepared to unpack. 309 00:17:58,697 --> 00:18:00,768 Hello, Mrs, Bakerman. What's the trouble? 310 00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,005 Uh-huh. 311 00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:09,282 Uh-huh. 312 00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:12,879 I guess if it's that important to you, I'll have to do it. 313 00:18:12,945 --> 00:18:15,619 I don't believe it. He's canceling our trip. 314 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:18,127 No. No, I don't mind. 315 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,790 Right. Good-bye. 316 00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:23,333 Bob, what is it? 317 00:18:23,389 --> 00:18:27,166 She wants me to put two dollars down on red in Monte Carlo. 318 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,479 Well, there you are. 319 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,817 You know, you have a very nice stateroom here. 320 00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:44,320 I was down on “C“ Deck, and the staterooms down there... 321 00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,652 are not nearly as nice as this one. 322 00:18:46,712 --> 00:18:50,421 You are on the port side, That way you get to see Europe first. 323 00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:53,827 We've never been on a cruise before. 324 00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:57,629 [Laughs] Well, neither have I. 325 00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:05,104 You mean to tell me we're going to live here for 63 days? 326 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:07,144 Yeah. 327 00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:10,112 Isn't it cozy? 328 00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:13,707 That wasn't exactly the word I had in mind. 329 00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:17,948 I think chinchillas have more room than this. 330 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,956 Where's the bathroom? 331 00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:23,016 I think it's behind the garment bag. 332 00:19:27,019 --> 00:19:30,489 I'm going to have to shave on my knees. 333 00:19:30,556 --> 00:19:33,799 Bob, all staterooms are small. That's half the fun. 334 00:19:33,859 --> 00:19:36,863 I guess the other half is in this room. 335 00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:42,044 Bob, what's the matter? 336 00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:44,638 I don't know. I'm just, uh-- I'm kind of down. 337 00:19:44,703 --> 00:19:47,877 It's the first time the group is meeting without me, and-- 338 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,886 Well, I'll get over it. 339 00:19:49,942 --> 00:19:53,822 Uh, I don't suppose we have a king-size bed? 340 00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:55,984 I don't know. I haven't found it yet. 341 00:19:56,048 --> 00:19:58,324 We have been all around the ship. It is so great. 342 00:19:58,384 --> 00:20:01,490 What I wouldn't give to be going with you. I envy you so much. 343 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:06,195 Me too. This is really gonna be some trip. Boy, fantastic! 344 00:20:06,258 --> 00:20:08,329 Jerry, why are you looking up there? 345 00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:13,070 I just saw The Poseidon Adventure. I was just wondering-- 346 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,506 Emily, I just love your stateroom. lt'sjust darling. 347 00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:20,015 Thank you. Carol, could you help me find the bed? 348 00:20:20,072 --> 00:20:22,018 - Listen, listen. What do you say... - Oh, sure. 349 00:20:22,074 --> 00:20:25,453 We get this champagne open and drink to a “bum voyage“? 350 00:20:25,511 --> 00:20:27,457 Be careful opening that in this small space. 351 00:20:27,513 --> 00:20:29,686 The change in pressure could hurt our eardrums. 352 00:20:29,748 --> 00:20:31,557 [Laughs] 353 00:20:31,617 --> 00:20:33,722 Hi. How areya? I was up on the bridge... 354 00:20:33,786 --> 00:20:36,460 - checking out the radar equipment. - How is it? 355 00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:38,968 I don't know. I couldn't find it. 356 00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:40,970 - [ Pops 1 - There we go! 357 00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:42,972 - I'll have some of that. - [All Chattering] 358 00:20:43,028 --> 00:20:48,068 Let's drink a toast here, now, to the best voyage that anybody ever had. 359 00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:51,137 - I'll drink to that. Cheers. - I'll drink to that. 360 00:20:51,203 --> 00:20:53,205 - [Steward] Excuse me, please. - Trunk, trunk, trunk. 361 00:20:53,272 --> 00:20:56,014 - [All Chattering] - Come on in. 362 00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:01,753 - Have some champagne. - Oh, danke. 363 00:21:01,814 --> 00:21:03,760 Jerry, don't pour too much champagne. 364 00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:06,558 I may want to brush my teeth later on. 365 00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:09,292 - [Knocking] - Hi. 366 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,460 - Mr. Carlin. - Hi, Mr. Carlin. What are you doing here? 367 00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:13,469 I didn't want to let you go without saying good-bye... 368 00:21:13,525 --> 00:21:15,471 and bringing you a little something. 369 00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:18,303 - Thank you very much. - It's a first-aid kit. 370 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:21,641 You might not need it, but if you do, you'll probably need it bad. 371 00:21:24,169 --> 00:21:26,115 This is very, very thoughtful. 372 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:29,675 - [Sh/pk Horn Blows] - Is that the old “all ashore that's going ashore“? 373 00:21:29,742 --> 00:21:32,518 No, no, Carol. That's just the first “boop.“ We've got plenty of time. 374 00:21:32,578 --> 00:21:34,524 - Oh, good. Here. - Cheers. - Cheers again. 375 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:37,789 Mr. Carlin, how come you aren't with the group? 376 00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:40,091 [ Shouting, Cheering] 377 00:21:40,152 --> 00:21:44,032 Here we are! 378 00:21:44,089 --> 00:21:46,865 We would have been here sooner, but we went to the wrong boat. 379 00:21:46,925 --> 00:21:49,929 Yeah. We threw our streamers at a Coast Guard cutter. 380 00:21:51,764 --> 00:21:54,108 So this is what a boat is like. 381 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,112 Isn't it nice? lt'sjust like home. 382 00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:58,444 Where are the life preservers? 383 00:21:58,504 --> 00:22:00,450 Boy, I'd sure like to take this thing down the Colorado River. 384 00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:02,645 Iwouldn't be scared at all. 385 00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:04,779 Oh, Bob. Isn't this fun? 386 00:22:04,843 --> 00:22:06,720 Yeah, it really is. 387 00:22:06,779 --> 00:22:10,989 - [Giana/Ii] It'; gettinga little crowded in here. - Pass those to me. 388 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:14,224 The first one who makes a Marx Brothers joke gets it. 389 00:22:14,286 --> 00:22:17,824 Oh, Bob. They're from your mother. 390 00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:20,837 Here's some fruit, everybody. Helpyourselves. 391 00:22:20,893 --> 00:22:24,898 And there's some cheese and everything in there. Here. 392 00:22:24,963 --> 00:22:27,466 You throw a swell party, Dr. Hartley. 393 00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:29,479 - Danke. -just fill it right up there. 394 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:35,848 Excuse me. Do I know you? You're not part of the group. 395 00:22:35,908 --> 00:22:37,979 I know. I was walking down the hall... 396 00:22:38,043 --> 00:22:39,989 and I was suddenly sucked right in here. 397 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,394 [Ship's Horn Blows] 398 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:48,023 There's the “all ashore that's going ashore“ again. Does that mean us? 399 00:22:48,087 --> 00:22:51,398 That's only the second call, Carol. We got plenty of time. 400 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,368 - Hi there. - Oh, hi. 401 00:22:53,425 --> 00:22:55,371 Oh, my. You're a tall one, aren't you? 402 00:22:55,427 --> 00:22:59,534 Not really. I'm standing on somebody. 403 00:22:59,598 --> 00:23:02,204 - Have a banana? - Thank you. 404 00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:05,771 - [Sh/pk Horn Blows] - That's it. All ashore. 405 00:23:05,838 --> 00:23:07,784 [All Chattering] 406 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,786 I'll take care of the office. 407 00:23:09,842 --> 00:23:11,788 And don't worry about writing-- 408 00:23:11,844 --> 00:23:14,688 just a little card from every country. 409 00:23:14,746 --> 00:23:16,692 - Good-bye. - Good-bye, Bob. - Bob, listen. 410 00:23:16,748 --> 00:23:20,821 We still want you to have a good time and all that... 411 00:23:20,886 --> 00:23:24,129 but we want you to know we'll miss you. 412 00:23:24,189 --> 00:23:27,500 - Y-You'll all be fine. - We don't want you to feel bad about leaving us. 413 00:23:27,559 --> 00:23:31,871 We got enough guilt without feeling guilty about giving you guilt. 414 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:35,002 Isn't that nice, Emily? They're going to miss me. 415 00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:37,308 Yeah. I'm glad. 416 00:23:37,369 --> 00:23:40,714 Hey, everybody. Either we're moving... 417 00:23:40,772 --> 00:23:43,514 or Chicago is. 418 00:23:43,575 --> 00:23:46,419 Must have lost track of my “boops? 419 00:23:46,478 --> 00:23:49,982 Well, let's see. Michelle and Mrs. Bakerman can sleep in there. 420 00:23:50,048 --> 00:23:53,495 Jerry and Howard will bunkwith me. 421 00:23:53,552 --> 00:23:56,158 I think I'm getting seasick. 422 00:24:08,867 --> 00:24:12,644 Oh, Bob. I can't believe it. 423 00:24:12,704 --> 00:24:15,810 Sixty-three clays with just being alone with you. 424 00:24:15,874 --> 00:24:19,185 Yeah, and 63 nights of looking for the bed. 425 00:24:19,244 --> 00:24:21,747 Have you found it yet? 426 00:24:21,813 --> 00:24:24,191 I put in a call to Halstein. 427 00:24:24,249 --> 00:24:27,594 - Is he feeling any better? - The captain said he's lying down. 428 00:24:27,653 --> 00:24:29,963 Why don't you find out what he's lying on and order us one? 429 00:25:07,492 --> 00:25:08,869 [ Mews]